10 Advantages of Being an Atheist

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1.  No religion and stupid rituals holding you back.
2.  Your mind is open to accept science; not invisible men in the sky.
3.  You laugh every time an angry CoD foe says “go to hell.”
4.  Angry CoD foe trolls his/herself and loses focus; thus sucking.
5.  You gain XP and rank up from angry, sucky CoD foe.
6.  You don’t have to eat some guys body, or drink his blood.
7.  You won’t turn into a zombie at the start of the apocalypse.  (I hope you were right Vermin Supreme)
8.  Daily mumbling to ones self is not mandatory (although recommended if you’re losing to an angry CoD theist.)
9.  You won’t waste your life on an imaginary one.
10.  You won’t feel bad passing by the crazy preachers in NYC.

Sorry I haven’t posted recently, I’ve been undergoing a lot of medical issues.  As the looks of it, I’ll be fine in a week or two.  Slow updates, but they’ll be a little quicker.
Thanks.

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